Chaos was what killed the dinosaurs, darling.

• McKenzie: [drunk] So do you have a boyfriend?
• Summer: No.
• McKenzie: Why not?
• Summer: Because I don’t want one.
• McKenzie: Come on; I don’t believe that.
• Summer: You don’t believe that a woman could enjoy being free and independent?
• McKenzie: Are you a lesbian?
• Summer: [laughing] No I’m not a lesbian. I just, don’t feel comfortable being anyone’s girlfriend. I don’t actually feel comfortable being anyone’s anything.
• McKenzie: I don’t know what you’re talking about.
• Summer: Really?
• McKenzie: Nope.
• Summer: Ok, let me break it down for you–
• McKenzie: Break it down!
• Summer: Ok. I, like being on my own. I think relationships are messy and people’s feelings get hurt. Who needs it? We’re young, we live in one of the most beautiful cities in the world; might as well have fun while we can and, save the serious stuff for later.
• McKenzie: You’re a dude. [to Tom] She’s a dude!
• Tom: Ok but wait–wait. What happens, if you fall in love?
• [she scoffs]
• Tom: What?
• Summer: You don’t believe that, do you?
• Tom: It’s love, it’s not Santa Claus.

At least we think we're funny.

• Me: Oh...I forgot we're still making a...
• Dani: Are you filming this?!
• Me & Nikki: NO.